Monday, October 22, 2012

"Wicked Appetite" for another Janet Evanovich Read

Good Monday,

I was exceptionally productive with my 531-words-a-day project yesterday. (For details, see any of my Writer’s Wednesday posts for about the last month and a half). So I treated myself to reading a book by one of my beloved authors—Janet Evanovich.

What does she write? Originally romance, but that’s not what drew me to her. For my mystery readings in the genre class last semester, one of the books we read was Evanovich’s “Hard Eight,” the eighth book in her Stephanie Plum novels series. I found Stephanie to be fun, witty, and a joyful read. In short, I took the next week (completely ignoring the next book for class until I absolutely had to pick it up) to read the previous seven and following ten Stephanie Plum books. They are a fun, first-person read.

After I finished those, I picked up the side novels to the main series. This set of books still featured Stephanie as the POV char, but added a new man to her life (as if she needed one. She has two already), Diesel.

Diesel is an unmentionable (aka someone with registered supernatural abilities), who uses said abilities to hunt down other unmentionables who use their gifts for harm. Each of the side books centers around a holiday (Christmas, Valentine's Day, Halloween, and Thanksgiving respectively) and features the same charm that is prevalent in all of the main series books. I haven’t had a chance yet but am looking forward to picking up number 19 in the Plum novels “Notorious Nineteen”

Today is about a new project from Evanovich. Well, new might not be the right word, but it’s newer. Last night, I finished “Wicked Appetite,” the first in a series that stars Diesel and a blonde pastry chef from Salem, MA (Lizzy Tucker). After an encounter with Diesel’s cousin and enemy—Gerwulf Grimoire (Wulf), Lizzy bumps (literally) into Diesel. He pulls her aside and explains that she’s an unmentionable who can sense unmentionable objects—one of only two in fact. Lizzy responds with a proper amount of skepticism but eventually gets swept up into Diesel’s agenda. Working together and with the “help” of a nearly-human monkey (Carl) and Lizzy’s spell book-obsessed co-worker, Glo, Lizzy and Diesel manage to track down Wulf and the Gluttony Stone (the vessel for the properly named deadly sin).

Diesel was as I remembered him from the Plum side books. Lizzy—I’d been nervous before starting that I’d find a Stephanie clone. My mother is a die-hard David Eddings fan. I enjoyed his “Belgariad” and “Mallorian” as well. Mom, though, couldn’t get passed them. She would start reading others of Eddings' works and find clones of the “Belgariad” and “Mallorian” characters. That has always been a fear of mine when picking up a different series by an author I already love. I desperately do not want to find the same characters with different names between the new book’s pages.

I didn’t have this experience with “Wicked Appetite” with the obvious exception of Diesel. Lizzy is her own person. She starts to sound a bit like Stephanie when taken by the food charm (a sub-portion of the Gluttony stone), but Stephanie thinks about food a lot. It works. Lizzy is unique in terms of her employment too. Stephanie works for her cousin as a bonds agent and does a shoddy job at the best of times. It’s part of what makes her and the situations she ends up in so funny. Lizzy, by contrast, is a wiz at baking and makes killer cupcakes.

Plot and concept—I love it. One of my author friends at Seton Hill mentioned a project that involves seven deadly sin representations. If she ever gets around to writing it and it gets published, I’m so there. I love alternate interpretations of religious concepts. That’s the reason I enjoyed Cassandra Clair’s shadowhunters so much. It’s also why I liked “His Dark Materials” by Philip Pullman. So Lizzy and Diesel’s hunt is a natural fit for me. It puts a new twist on something very old and makes it into a paranormal mystery. I’m starting “Wicked Business” tonight.

Hats off, Janet Evanovich. Thank you for more awesome reading material.

Also (and this goes for me) I have a soft spot for anything that’s set close to home. I grew up and lived (until about six months ago) one city over from Salem.

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Writer’s Lockbox

What can be taken away from “Wicked Appetite?”

-Generally speaking, when starting a new series that bares semblance to an already written series, be careful to make characters unique.

-Putting a new spin on something very old, mystical, or religious makes for fascinating stories. Granted, with the right audience, but given how popular a lot of books that have done that have become, it looks like a safe option if done right and well.

-Be consistent. Diesel appears with Stephanie and then with Lizzy. He’s easily recognized in both series. The lesson is to keep a given character true even when switching up everything around him/her.

See you out of the box,
Caboodle

Friday, October 19, 2012

Author Interview--Samantha Holloway

Good Friday,

And welcome to another author interview. This week we have Samantha Holloway (aka pirategirljack). And here she is.

-What book and/or experience made you want to be a writer?

By the time I was twelve, I was tired of kids' books, and I'd read my way through everything that looked interesting from my mom's romance and mystery collections. I was looking for something new to read. Then, one day when I was home sick from school, I discovered Anne McCaffrey's Dragonflight. It was the first of a series, so there was lots for me to read afterward. It had a female protagonist who got to have adventures on her own terms (mostly), so that was another check. And it had dragons, and, later, spaceships. I was bowled over. As soon as I finished that first book, I wrote my first original story.

It was terrible, but I was hooked on writing, too, and I never looked back. I mean, not only the chance to continue a story I loved, but to write my own stories? I don't think there's anything in my life that has ever felt so right!

-What genre(s) do you write?

I write fantasy. I refuse to narrow it more than that, because I like all kinds of fantasy, from Epic to Urban to Mythic to Dark. Whatever strikes my fancy as I start a story!

-What project are you working on now?

I'm going into revisions on my first official novel, Married to the Wind. I say official, because everything that came before wasn't good enough to see the light of day! This one? I'm still in love with it.

On top of that, I'm starting to plan out (as much as I ever plan anything, which is to say, I'm thinking a lot about) my next two, an Urban Fantasy that's the start of a series, called Beacon, first book of the Aetherium Cycle, and a YA dystopian scifi called Ember. And I have about a million other side projects, too! I'm working on an ebook on Inspiration, a public novel-writing experience, I'm getting back to writing poetry and short stories, I have a paper coming out in an academic book later this year...I'm happiest when I'm busy!

-Spoilers?

Haha, spoilers! My fannish brain went right to River Song and Doctor Who. Well, the WiP is about twinned princesses, a boy who fell from the sky, a kingdom walled off from the world, and a battle between competing world views that are more literal than the people in the world (and hopefully the readers) first realize. Spoilery enough?

-For other aspiring writers, any tips?

I'd say, first and foremost, you have to totally love writing, because it's hard work and a pain in the butt if you don't feel compelled to tell stories. After that, I'd say write everything down, or find some equivalent to writing it down, because there are few things as terrible as the feeling of knowing you had a great idea, and now having no idea what it was! And if you're going to write a lot (which I am, and I think everyone else should, too), you need to keep those ideas so they're there when you need them.

-What’s your favorite book/genre to read?

My favorite genre to read is Fantasy. This is almost definitely why I write that genre. Personally, I prefer more folkloric and mythological to more mundane, more epic to smaller scales, and more story to sex or fighting (though those are great, too, in their place!). I will read almost anything even glancingly by Neil Gaiman, Robin McKinley, Jim Butcher, NK Jemisin, Peter S Beagle, or Cassandra Clare. And the last few years, I've been picking up other writers I want to start following better as soon as I have more time to choose my own reading--Harry Connolly, Amelie Howard, Robin LaFevers, Lia Habel, Amanda Stevens, Patrick Rothfuss, Deborah Harkness, Jasper Fforde, David MacInness Gill, Anastasia Hopcus, Daryll Gregory... There are piles of good writers out there, and I want to read them all!

I'm interested in scifi, but I like short scifi better, so I read a lot of that in short stories. And I'm just getting into mystery again, and I haven't read any since I was twelve, but I'm working through my to-read list so I have some space for it!

-What’s your favorite thing you’ve ever written?

I think whatever I'm working on right this minute is my favorite. I think it's unfair to my work to have it otherwise. I have a few short stories that I really love, because they're the ones where I get to play the most, and do weird things with tone and point of view that would get tiresome in a longer piece. I have a few adored poems. I just love my novel, and I'm falling quickly and hard for the next ones. It's the happiest way to handle favorites!

Want more from Samantha? Says she…

I'm all over the internet, but my blog is Herding the Dragon. I'm @pirategirljack on Twitter, and I have a Facebook Author page--Samantha Holloway. I'm also on Tumblr (Mostly fandom stuff), Instagram (pirategirljack), and I write TV reviews for Examiner, The TV King and TV Geek Army, which should start up again as soon as the shows come back on. Basically, of you search for "pirategirljack", that's me, and most of the "Samantha Holloway" searches that aren't about an actress or a soccer star are me!

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Social Science to Genre Fiction: The Many Faces of Writing

Hello all,

Before I begin—a bit of shameless self-promotion. Years ago my mother ran an online business. One of the people she hosted ads for ran a newsletter/blog, and every so often this person would do a post of just “shameless self-promotion.” I thought that was hilarious when I heard it. My second thought was “that guy had balls.”

So I’m taking a stab at it. Follow/subscribe to my blog. I’m cute. I’m funny. I’d like to think I occasionally produce interesting content. You know you want to.

It’s lonely writing and thinking no one’s reading. Be my friend. And just look at that subscribe link. It’s so pretty. And it’s lonely too. So be a friend to me and the subscribe link. After all, writers and subscribe links are people too.

All right, back to business.

This Wednesday I’d like to take a look at a personal writing journey of mine. As I’ve said many times, I did my undergraduate work in psychology before changing gears completely and applying/enrolling in Seton Hill’s MFA in Writing Popular Fiction program. When I first entered the program, my writing was…well…not good. I attributed this pretty heavily to my lack of formal training. During my first residency critique session, my work was basically ripped apart (not unexpectedly), but among the constructive criticism, blossoms of good writing bloomed. I was told by the group moderator that my story had a lot of what was often seen from “1s” (first-semester students.) In short, this was “flow, a basic understanding of storytelling, and creativity.”

I took this and ran with it. My first two months of thesis were completely scrapped (for numerous reasons). It wasn’t until my third month in the program that I felt I started to make progress. The big reason behind this is simply that I was new. Upon closer reflection, I’ve realized that another part of it was forcing myself to make the transition between strictly dry academic writing to writing that told a story and engaged readers.

This was no simple task.

If you’ve never read an academic, social science journal article, they are wonderful insomnia cures. Lol

No, seriously, if you’re into that kind of thing (and I am depending on the subject) they can be very interesting. More often than not, however, they are dry as bone. Let me break down a typical research article.

We all remember the scientific method from elementary school science class. This is similar. The sections to a research article are as follows.

-Abstract
-Hypothesis
-Introduction
-Methods
-Results
-Conclusion

Pretty self-explanatory.

Let’s look at each individual section.

Abstract: The abstract is the blurb at the beginning that summarizes the following sections in a few paragraphs In the case of psychological research articles, it contains the hypothesis, a few sentences that nicely wrap up the introduction, a sentence that describes the methods, an abbreviated version of the results, and another few sentences outlining the conclusion. How simple would life be if we could just read the abstract? Answer—very, but that wouldn’t have gotten me through undergrad.

Hypothesis: It’s what you remember from elementary science class. “If this happens, then that will happen.” Or to be more exact “If this is presumed true, then this is most likely true.” Nothing in social science is “true” or “false.” Instead everything is “supported” or “not supported.” We never say “proven.” We never refer to statements as “facts.” Because the nature of the beast is typically human nature, nothing is definite.

Introduction: This is where all of the background information lives. All of the research articles I wrote included an introduction that was a compellation of five to ten already written articles on the topic. The introduction usually ranges in length from three to seven pages and is about as fun as reading the dictionary if you’re not interested in the experiment. It repeats itself quite a bit (because there’s overlap within the studies that were called upon to provide background for the current study), and, unlike in fiction writing, there is no shame in repetition for academic articles.

Methods: Who is involved in this experiment? How will they be tested? What are the variables? The participants section is the easiest part to write and, therefore, also the easiest part to understand. It usually looks something like this. “Two hundred college students between the ages of 18 and 22 who attended Harvard University during the Spring 2012 academic semester were tested during this experiment. Students came from a variety of ethnic backgrounds including (list ethnic backgrounds here).” Very simple, not terribly gripping.

The “Procedure” section is where the (you guessed it) procedure of the experiment is detailed. What were those 200 college students from Harvard University between the ages of 18 and 22 asked to do? Also, describe this in minute detail. Necessary for replicating an experiment.

Variables—what are the control groups? What are the different variable groups that were tested? Was there a placebo? (For those who don’t know, placebos are false variables. It’s the old “one group is given the actual test drug and the other group is given sugar pills” idea.) Be very specific here—how many students are in each group? Are the groups equally divided in terms of gender? Ethnic background? Exact age? It’s enough to make one’s head spin.

Results: Scratch what I just said. The results are enough to make one’s head spin. Statistics were my weakest class during undergrad. Thus, I didn’t do terribly well in my cognitive psychology class either (though my professor will attest that I passed, which I did—with A-s and B+s) But that’s not the point. The point is that unless you are a statistics person, the results section is a nightmare.

P > .05.

Looks so harmless, doesn’t it? These five characters were the bane of my existence. I don’t even remember what they’re for beyond that it is called the “probability value.” It has to do with the hypothesis and results, and it pops up in every results section followed by a long, completely incomprehensible to anyone but statistic-speaking humans section that (if interpreted by someone who knows what they’re doing) states the statistical outcome of the experiment.

Needless to say, I am not, and have never been, one of those people.

Conclusion: My favorite part of the article! You may be thinking it’s my favorite part because it means I’m almost done reading. That is only partially true. I enjoy the conclusion because it takes all of the may-as-well-be-Greek from the results section and puts it into English. Some conclusions sections contain subsections for potential future experiments, but the bulk of the conclusion is set to explaining the results and explaining the strengths and shortcomings of the experiment. It’s the part I always understood and also the part where I learned the most.

After all that, you may find it shocking that I gave it all up to write fiction (apply sarcasm). Contrary to what the above may sound like, I don’t hate psychology. Quite the contrary, there’s quite a bit of it that I find interesting, and I love applying it to my genre writing.

I don’t think I’ll ever go back, though. I’m not even sure I could. Want an example? Here’s a sample of the intro of a paper I wrote in undergrad. I wrote this for my Developmental Psychology class, and the topic was parenting styles and how they affect dating patterns. This is the first few paragraphs and outlines two of the four popular parenting styles.

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Do parenting styles in childhood effect adolescent dating and maturity? As defined by Diana Baumrind and Eleanor Maccoby, there are four basic parenting styles: authoritarian, permissive, authoritative, and uninvolved. Each style is unique in how parents treat their children and how children react, both long and short term, to that treatment.
Authoritarian parents are those who value “strict, unquestioned obedience.” Parents who employ this style leave no room for discussion with their children. In this case, the parents’ final word is law and is not open to debate. Authoritarian parents come off as cruel, strict, unbending, and punitive. If a child misbehaves, this type of parent will often give a much too severe consequence for the child’s action with little or no explanation for why.
Permissive parents are those who are not consistent in their parenting approach. These parents do not see themselves as involved in their children’s outcome and put few, if any, restrictions on their children. They are laid back and, when they do get involved, their reaction to what their child has done is unpredictable and often too harsh or not harsh enough (2006).

Feldman, R. (2006). Social and Personality Development in the preschool years. Development across the lifespan (278). Uppersaddle River, NJ: Pierson Prentice Hall.

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I happen to find this particular topic interesting (hence why I chose it for my paper). If I came across this article, I might read it. But I’d read that urban fantasy I’m writing that I’ve been featuring on Wednesdays for the last few weeks first (wink wink, nudge nudge).

But you can see where what I talked about above applies. The information repeats within the same paragraph. It’s just worded differently. If a fiction book repeated that much, you’d put it down. Yet that’s completely acceptable in the academic arena.

So where am I going with this? This is the part of the post where I spout words of wisdom. To any social science major who wants to write genre fiction (or literary fiction). There are a few things to keep in mind as you make the transition.

First—do not repeat yourselves in fiction. I found my self (still do) repeating ideas or narrations a few paragraphs apart in different words. And then my critique partners go through and comment with “You said this already.” Yes, I know…ugh. Or at least I would have known if I wasn’t still half in my academic paper mindset where repetition is (gasp) the norm.

Second—95% (that’s probably not statistically significant) of your readers are reading strictly for pleasure. There is the exception—scholars of literature and people in the Readings in the Genres classes at Seton Hill, but they will find the important things to focus on by themselves. By contrast, 95% of the readers of academic articles are doing so for research purposes. The important information needs to be up front and emphasized. It doesn’t need to all be frontloaded in fiction. Spread out your information.

Third—fiction readers need suspense and tension. As interesting as my article on parent types may be, the suspense is arguable at best (what will the outcome be?) and the tension is decidedly non-existent. Go back up and read my excerpt again. There’s no tension. It’s supported research backed up by citation after supported research backed up by citation. In most cases (as I’m learning, there are many exceptions in genre fiction) that will not hold readers of fantasy, science fiction, mystery, romance, etc. Microtension (to define it scientifically) is the element of the existence of tension in every line of a story. It keeps readers reading. Use it. Find what makes your characters/situations snap and write about it (preferably in non-research style).

There it is—how I came to be where I am today. And now I’ll give it up to my Wednesday Word Tally and the urban fantasy I was talking about a few paragraphs ago. ;)

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Wednesday Word Tally

Character: Sam Johnson
Dude, he’s a shapeshifter. A shape shifter with a surfer dude personality. A shapeshifter with a surfer dude personality who was transplanted to New York. And as Vern puts it “I knew all about surfer dudes.”

Sam has the best interests of MIA and whatever case he’s working on at the time at heart. He’s often the one to call time out on Hanson and Markus’s joking. He’s also been known to turn into an elf and hang out in Vern’s office to confuse her. What? He’s allowed to joke around a bit too as long as it isn't during a critical moment. Besides, what’s the fun of having the ability to turn into different creatures if you never use it to play harmless tricks on your co-workers?

DayStart CountWrittenFinal Count
10-1055,902141757,319
10-1157,319199759,316
10-1259,316193061,246
10-1361,246207163,317
10-1463,317142464,741
10-1564,741108765,828
10-1665,828145467,282

Total Words Written: 11,380
Average Words Per Day: 1626
Words Remaining: 12,718

At this point it’s looking like I’m going to need more than 80,000 words to finish this story, but my initial goal was 531-words-a-day to reach 80,000 by New Years. It looks like I’ll meet that goal, and, if indeed I’m not done at 80,000 words, I’ll make a new goal.

Thank you for your continued support in the form of reading my numbers! 

Monday, October 15, 2012

When Musicals Procreate

Good Monday,

As I’ve said before, I’m a big musical theatre buff.

NOTE: “Theatre” is the correct spelling of “theatre.” Don’t let those non-artsy-fartsy people who spell it “theater” fool you.

Anyway, this week I’m focusing on a YouTube video. The summer after my freshman year of college, I was in “Fiddler on the Roof.” I played Grandmother Tzeitel and ever since have developed a propensity to be cast as dead people in musicals. A couple of years later, I went to New York with my high school drama club and saw “Avenue Q.”

For those who aren’t familiar with these two—a bit of background.

“Fiddler on the Roof” tells the story of a Jewish Russian man (Tevye) his wife (Golde) and their family surviving in tsarist Russia as Jews. Tevye believes in tradition, and the entire show centers around him having to give up his deeply held beliefs to adjust to a changing world. Some changes are more difficult to cope with than others.

“Avenue Q” is basically “Sesame Street” for adults. It’s a part human, part human operated puppet show about life on Avenue Q and the challenges that the street’s residents face. It’s without doubt a comedy and focuses mainly on conflicts of romance, money, and interest.

The video I am talking about today combines these two musicals. For World AIDS Day in 2005, the original Broadway cast of “Avenue Q” and the revival cast of “Fiddler on the Roof” got together and presented a ten minute spoof of the two musicals combined entitled “Avenue Jew.” I was introduced to “Avenue Jew” after seeing “Avenue Q” on Broadway and thought it was amazing.

“Avenue Jew” picks up with Tevye’s family (now him, Golde, and their two youngest daughters) when they arrive in America after the closing of “Fiddler on the Roof.” They stumble onto Avenue Jew, which is inhabited by Jewish versions of the “Avenue Q” characters. Songs from both musicals are incorporated into the spoof, and Ben Brantley makes an appearance at the end.

Watch it here.

K, now that you’ve watched it, if you think I have a terrible sense of humor, feel free to stop reading my blog. But I see nothing wrong with what this wonderful Broadway talent has put together. For anyone who has seen either or both of the parent musicals, this spoof stays true to both with its jokes. For those who haven’t seen either, there is enough original content so that seeing the parent shows is not mandatory to get a laugh. Though it does help.

In terms of all the Jewish jokes, if you see or listen to the soundtrack of “Avenue Q,” you hear that it pokes fun at a variety of races and cultures. I’m not in agreement with hate crimes or prejudice. “Avenue Q” does make a very good point with one of its songs--“Everyone’s a Little bit Racist.” Listen to the song. It’s kind of true. Most people, whether they realize it or not, participate in some form of racism.

Hence why I’m all right with the content of “Avenue Jew.” It’s just what “Avenue Q” does.

What’s my favorite part of “Avenue Jew?”
Involving Bryan and Hanukkah Eve (Christmas Eve in “Avenue Q.”) Bryan (in “Fiddler on the Roof” style) sings to Hanukkah Eve “Do you love me?”
Hanukkah Eve’s response: “No.”

Classic.

Writer’s Lockbox
As promised, every Monday from last week on will have a section at the end outlining what can be taken from the analyzed media for our own writing.

-Comedy: Timing is everything. If jokes involve making a reference, try and make references to things that your target audience is likely to know about.

-Mind different beliefs. As I said, I’m a very open person, and my sense of humor encompasses a lot of things other people might not find funny. I’m not telling you to sensor your writing. I’m saying to be mindful of your audience and the affect you want to have on them.

See you out of the box,
Caboodle

Friday, October 12, 2012

Author Interview--Lori Pollard-Johnson

Hello folks,

Welcome to another author interview. This week we have Lori Pollard-Johnson. As always—take it away, interviewee.

-What book and/or experience made you want to be a writer?

My need to write stems from my need to be heard. I learn through metaphor, and find myself understood when I liken my thought to appropriate metaphor in another's life. I use it in my teaching as well as in my personal life; it's a natural carryover to use it in creating stories.

-What genre(s) do you write?

I write children's, YA and adult cozy mysteries in fiction, but I also have a slew of short fiction and nonfiction in print (over 100 pieces). I don't think of myself as a "type" of writer; I'm just a writer. I write about things that are of interest to me. In my nonfiction, I've written about everything from karate to vegetarian cuisine, parenting to travel.

-Current projects?

Currently, I'm working on a cozy adult mystery, tentatively entitled "Corpse in the Craftsman Cutie." It's about two newly divorced women who are attempting to flip a house in a dead market while juggling kids and exes. On the first day of renovations, however, they discover a corpse in the closet of the flip that threatens to derail their plans, as well as their financial stability. Of course, there's a cute cop involved, and at the heart of the story is a true friendship between the women. I love the characters, their spirit and how they go about solving their problems.

-What’s your favorite book/genre to read?

Wow...my favorite piece of writing. That's a toughie. I really love the book "The Ladies of Missalonghi" by Colleen McCullough (of Thorn Birds fame). It has a surprise ending I hadn't predicted. I re-read that book about once a year. I start every day with a poem, however. Some of my favorites are "Beauty" by Tony Hoagland, "Hazel Tells Laverne" by Katharyn Machan, and "God Says Yes to Me" by Kaylin Haught. Love, love, love poetry!

Want more from Lori? Says she….

People can find me and two of my books on Facebook. All four of my books (Toxic Torte--adult cozy mystery; The Lie--YA; The Truth Test--mid-grade children's; and Recipe for a Rebel--mid-grade children's) can be found on Amazon. Toxic Torte and The Lie are available as ebooks (on several venues/platforms) as well as in paperback, and The Truth Test and Recipe for a Rebel are available in paperback and hard cover. The children's books are also on accelerated reader and there are teacher resource books for novel studies.

Links:
Toxic Torte
The Lie
The Truth Test
Recipe for a Rebel

The two children's books are also available direct from Perfection Learning Corporation.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Cognitive Distortions: Dealing with Rejection Part 2

Welcome back,

Last week I started a 2-part series on cognitive distortions and how to apply them to the rejection process. Check out last Wednesday’s post for the first eight cognitive distortions. This week is the last seven.

Before I begin—a jump-starter. Cognitive distortions are automatic thoughts that seep into our minds and work to reinforce negative thought patterns. Distortions are not based on fact but rather expectations of negative outcomes. The fifteen cognitive distortions were developed by Aaron Beck and later popularized by David Burns.

Here we go with the second half.

9. Blaming – Blaming is the process by which we place responsibility for our pain on others or place the responsibility for all problems on ourselves.

“It’s all that stupid agent’s fault that the writing that I forgot to proofread got rejected.” “My agent proofread, but there were still spelling mistakes. I should have noticed. It’s all my fault.”

In either case, not helpful. As my mother tells me when I become unreasonable “Stop feeling sorry for yourself and fix the problem.” If you forgot to proofread, own it and proofread next time. It happens. Similarly, if your agent missed something, I’m only guessing here, but I assume your agent is human. And so are you. It happens.

Solution - Stop placing/taking the blame, fix the problem, and get the writing back out there.

10. Shoulds – Shoulds is when we develop a list of rules by which everyone (including ourselves) must behave—no exceptions.

“The publisher is supposed to take work that is well-written and in the genre they are looking for. That’s what I would do. My work fit the mold, but it got rejected.”

Sometimes it’s just not what they are looking for. Don’t take it personally. Also, don’t call up the publisher/lit mag/whoever and rant about how your work was what they were looking for. Don’t send them an e-mail doing this either. It will only make you feel guilty later, and guilt is not a healthy emotion.

Solution – Remember that rules are meant to be broken. Be open to the possibility that you would make decisions outside the expected mold if you had the power to do so.

11. Emotional Reasoning – Emotional reasoning takes place when we fall into the trap of thinking that how we feel is how we are.

“I feel like a bad writer. Therefore, I am a bad writer.”

Aside from “emotional reasoning” being an oxymoron, it makes no sense to think this way. Emotions fade and change over time. You may feel like a bad writer one minute but not the next. That in mind, try and sit there and tell yourself you’re a bad writer. You can’t because the feeling doesn’t last. Once the disappointment of the rejection letter passes, it’s back to the drawing board…Microsoft Word.

Solution – Remember that emotions are not logical and that they are temporary. (If deep negative emotions persist for several months, seek help. I’m not being funny. That is more than a cognitive distortion.)

12. Fallacy of Change – The Fallacy of change is when we expect people to change if we bug them enough.

“That publisher/agent will accept my writing if I just keep insisting that it’s good.”

If you are concerned about your writing, grab a critique partner. Otherwise, your writing might not be right for that publisher/agent. And no amount of badgering, insisting, bragging, begging, or coercing is going to change their minds. In fact, you’ll probably just irritate them to the point where they’ll ask you to go away.

Solution – “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.” Corny, yes, but it’s true. If the first publisher/agent doesn’t work out, move to the next one. Don’t continue to bother the old one. The next one could be the one.

13. Global Labeling – Global labeling occurs when we brand a person/situation negatively after one or two experiences.

“(Insert publisher/agent/whatever here) rejected my novel. They’re uncultured, unknowledgeable, deprived idiots.”

Um, down, girl. They might take your next piece. They might take your next ten pieces. They may have taken your best friend’s piece. They rejected one thing from you. It wasn’t what they were looking for. They’re not a terrible person/organization. Not surprisingly, global labeling is also referred to as “mislabeling.”

Solution – Deep breaths. It’s one rejection, and the person who did the rejecting isn’t evil.

14. Always Being Right – This is characterized by the constant feeling that we must prove ourselves correct.

“Listen, this manuscript is amazing. It is. Blood, sweat, and tears went into it, and it’s the best manuscript you could ever hope to publish.”

Bit of advice, don’t let this be you. Don’t be the person who makes that phone call/sends that e-mail. Publishers have a myriad of reasons for rejecting a manuscript. They also reject a ton every day. Don’t give them hell for it. They’re only doing their job. Move on to the next one.

Solution – This is going to sound harsh, I apologize, but as you read it, realize that someone said this to me once. It was a tough thing to hear, but I’m still in one piece.

You’re not always right. And the sooner you realize it, the better off you’ll be.

I know. It sounds mean, but I promise it’s not. It’s good, sound advice that’s helped me on more than one occasion.

15. Heaven's Reward Fallacy – Heaven’s reward fallacy is the expectation that our sacrifice will pay off.

“I’ve put ten years into this manuscript. Ten years of blood, sweat, and tears. It better get published, and if it doesn’t….”

K, enough with the blood, sweat, and tears. Tears, I’ll believe. Sweat—you're typing or scribbling furiously in a notebook. Unless you have some kind of gland disorder, I doubt sweat was a factor, and don’t even get me started on the unlikelihood of the Voodoo rituals.

Also, quantity doesn’t make quality. Let someone other than an agent or publisher look at the ten-year manuscript before you submit it. Four eyes are better than two. And even at that, don’t be bitter if it gets rejected. You’re one of hundreds—possibly thousands—being rejected today. Move on to the next one.

Solution – Remember that success is not imminent just because long hours of work were put in. Substitute the long time for less time with more fruitful results. Also remember that rejection happens to everyone.

There you have it—15 Cognitive Distortions. They can be debilitating, but now that you’re aware of them, you can avoid them when they come to call. If I had to boil it down into a “final points” section for maximum effectiveness, I’d say the following:

Remember that it’s not just you. Remember that everyone gets rejected. Keep trying. Keep submitting. If trouble persists, find people to read your work. But DO NOT GIVE UP!!!

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Wednesday Word Tally

Character: Hanson Gravel
Hanson is a warlock. For my purposes, warlocks are not evil. They are simply wizards who have gifts in combat magic. Hanson works for MIA as part of the field team and in a combative role when the occasion arises. He does his job very well in both cases. He’s tall, light-haired, and handsome. Oh and a womanizer—to quote Vern—“of the worst, or possibly best, type.” Don’t let this color your judgment too much. Hanson’s really not a bad guy, and he’d probably be offended if you thought he was.

DayStart CountWrittenFinal Count
10-345,24349045,733
10-445,73383546,568
10-546,56886047,428
10-647,428127448,702
10-748,702365452,346
10-852,346207654,422
10-954,422148055,902

Total Words Written: 10,659
Average Words Per Day: 1523
Words Remaining: 24,098

First week where I had a day where I didn’t make my daily goal of 531. Considering I was moving that day—and that the rest of the week more than made up for it—I’ll let it slide. ;)

Monday, October 8, 2012

Fiction and Theatre: POV and Breaking the Fourth Wall

Good Monday,

NOTE: New addition to Media Mondays! See below.

On with the show.

For class this week, I had to read “Mechanique: A Tale of the Circus Tresaulti” by Geneveive Valentine. It was like pulling teeth for me. The book alternates between several POV characters, which wasn’t a big deal, and among those it goes between first and third person—also not a big deal. What made this story tough for me was the way it unfolded.

Before enrolling in Seton Hill, I was one of those writers who kept everything in suspense forever because readers love suspense, right? Right, but everything in moderation. I learned that you have to give your readers something. If you don’t, they get upset. That was my experience with “Mechanique.” I felt either like I was being pushed aside or given information as if from a text book. Many chapters began “This is what happens/this is what (character) thinks/this is how (character) feels.” *Whimper*

Valentine made use of another unorthodox fiction choice—second person. Normally I’d cringe openly at encountering second person in fiction, but, oddly enough, the chapters written that way were the only time I ever felt like I was really in the story. And so I will focus on POV today with media examples.

To illustrate my point, I will now dive a bit into my past. I did a lot of community and school theatre in high school and college (intend to get back to it but haven’t had a chance). In theatre, we have a term—“breaking the fourth wall.” The idea in theatre is that the stage is a room (even if the play’s action is outside). We (the audience) are able to watch these people in their everyday lives because one of the room’s walls has been made see-through. It is understood, however, that the wall is still there. The characters are simply on the other side of it.

Sometimes, the “fourth wall” is blasted through. Any play with a narrator breaks the fourth wall. The narrator speaks to the audience. Last week in my class post, I brought up first vs. third person. While this doesn’t immediately seem related, I’d argue that there are two types of “breaking the fourth wall.”

The first type is when someone outside of the play’s action talks to the audience—a narrator. Several musicals as well as the well-known “Our Town” make use of this. The narrator tells a story that comes to life before your eyes. This is like third person—theatre has long been considered its own form of voyeurism anyway. But the narrator is there to give information and extra story detail, much like the narrator in third person.

The musical “Into the Woods” makes use of a narrator for most of the show. In Act II, however, the narrator becomes a character in the story. He is blamed and brought into the conflict by the characters, who are bitter and resentful of the negative turns their lives have taken. The narrator is killed and the characters are left to bumble along, not knowing how the story ends. Thus the transition from third to first person is made. The narrator in first person is part of the action. In “Into the Woods” each character becomes their own narrator once the appointed one is dispatched with. Little George is his own narrator in “Mechanique.” If his passages were in first person present tense, he would be like the characters from “Into the Woods,” unaware of the direction of the story. As it is in first person past, he knows where things are going and even often alludes to that fact—saying that he was still young or hadn’t woken up yet. So instead of not knowing, he is implying that he does know but keeping the reader/audience in the dark to the point where, sometimes, it seems as if he doesn’t know.

Tangent—I found this particularly irritating, especially when he would drop the “I was still young” or the “I hadn’t woken up yet” lines. It’s like saying “There’s something coming, which you know because you are reading this fiction novel and something is always coming at the end of a fiction novel, but I’m going to remind you every so often because I can and because I have to keep reinforcing that I didn’t get it right away either. Don’t feel bad.” Grr…either say something important or don’t say anything.

K, back.

Second person—normally, I’d say it doesn’t work in fiction, but it was what kept me reading “Mechanique.” Another Broadway musical “Seussical” (a compellation of Dr. Seuss stories) makes use of second person in its opening number. The Cat in the Hat takes the stage and proceeds to sing “Oh the thinks you can think if you’re willing to try. Think invisible ink or a gink with a stink or a stair to the sky.” He’s quite clearly telling the audience what to think (imagine), but no one cares because the story is so colorful and the music is so fun. The same concept needs to apply to non-interactive second person fiction. For it to work the story needs to be so fun, so otherwise engaging, that the reader doesn’t care that it’s in second person.

As I said, it was the second person sections that kept me reading but not because the story was so entrancing. I just enjoyed the sense of interaction the second person sections gave me. “You go over here. You do this. You see this. You feel this way.” While similar to “This character feels/knows/understands this way,” there is a difference. In second person, I’m being told what’s around me but also being generalized. It’s as if “you” refers to a group of people—anyone in my position. It’s like interactive fiction. “You walk into the room. There is a jeweled box in the center of the floor. What do you do?” Incidentally, never open the jeweled box, but it’s that same idea. The “you” is universal. Thus, I’m not offended or put out by being told what to think/pay attention to.

Writer’s Lockbox

I felt as if I was getting away from the blog’s title. I needed something to make it fit. So I am adding “Writer’s Lockbox” to my Media Mondays. Carpenters have toolboxes. Writers now have lockboxes. What can be taken away to apply to our own writing from the media that I examine each week?

“Mechanique”

-Don’t get so caught up in suspense that you forget that your reader is trying to stay engaged in the story.

-Don’t use second person unless the story is engaging enough to warrant it. You don’t want your readers thinking what I was thinking: “When is the next second person section so I can feel part of the story again?” That’s bad.

-Don’t textbookify your information. “This is what happens when” sounds like something I had to read for chemistry class. “This is what happens when you mix oil and water.” I hated chemistry class.

See you out of the box,
Caboodle