Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Halloween 2012--news, accio, contest thing

Happy Halloween!

I have big news, a fun video to share, and a contest to initiate.

Before all that I have a PSA. The Goodreads Choice Awards have begun. Hop over to the site and cast your first-round votes. Show authors you care! 

All right, the three:

BIG NEWS

I have finished the urban fantasy rough draft! It clocked in at a grand total of 93,414 words this morning. (The breakdown is below). Wednesday Word Tally is not over, however, for now begins the editing process. I’ll be posting updates on Wednesdays of my progress.

New goal: Have it ready to be queried by New Years. Don’t fail me, 2012!

FUN VIDEO

I’m going to try and make this a steady thing. I uploaded the first (of hopefully many) “PotterFails.” Quite simply, it’s what happens when spells from the world-renown “Harry Potter” series go terribly awry.

Check out the first:Accio!

CONTEST

Okay, it’s less of a contest, more of something to do. Authors (all genres/styles), writers (all types: poetry, screen, play, etc.), comment with your best Halloween costume ever. My plan (if this gets enough steam) is to pick my three favorite and give them a shout out next Wednesday.

Shout out = name, website, any publications you want to mention (past or upcoming).

I’ll start with my best costume. One year I went as a white board. I got two pieces of light-weight, white board (those old poster boards), cut a plastic cup in half and attached it filled with markers, and went to my high school Halloween bash. Everyone signed me. My friends had to edit me. It was a blast.

What’s yours?

Comment me up by midnight on Monday Nov. 5 (EST). I’ll comment with the winners Tuesday morning, and it will go up on Wednesday.

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Wednesday Word Tally

DayStart CountWrittenFinal Count
10-2480,646187382,519
10-2582,519179184,310
10-2684,310157885,888
10-2785,888186287,750
10-2887,750150389,253
10-2989,253133390,586
10-3090,58625490,840
10-3190,840257493,414

Total words written: 12,768
Average words per day: 1596

Yesterday was rough. It was a long day that ended in a headache and thus an early night. But I was determined this morning (knowing I was so close to finishing). And…ta-da!

Thank you for keeping up with me. Your silent encouragement means more than I can say. Knowing people are watching my progress motivates me to write more.

Stay tuned for more bits about the book and my revision progress.

Wednesday Word Tally is made possible by Basic Calculator and Practiceboard: an html practice site.

Monday, October 29, 2012

"The Case of the Halloween TV Episode Blog Post"

Good Monday,

Before I begin, to all those in the path of Hurricane Sandy: I hope you stay safe and my thoughts are with you as the storm runs its course.

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It’s the week of Halloween. So I am dedicating this Media Monday to my favorite Halloween episode of a TV show straight out of my childhood…

“Boy Meets World: And then there was Shawn.”

Watch it on YouTube in three parts:

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

Great stuff in my opinion. It’s classic “Boy Meets World.”

If you skipped the videos, here’s the gist. Cory and Topanga have broken up, and Shawn’s taking it pretty hard. The episode centers around the class (plus Eric—Cory’s older brother—Eric’s roommate, and a random girl named Jennifer) trapped in the school—transformed into a house of horrors with a loose killer. In traditional “Boy Meets World” comedic fashion, the group works their way through the mystery, trying to figure out who is the killer and why the killer is…well…killing people. They finally come face to face with their masked murderer in the library and end up with a surprise no one expected.

We all know how much I hate to ruin endings, but the killer…

Dun dun dun

Is a double of Shawn.

Writer’s Lockbox

This week, what can be taken from the media is the central part of the post. The videos and what happens is for fun mainly.

So what can be taken?

-Understand how rifts in your world will affect your characters.

I’m going to take this and run with it. Shawn as both a participant in the hunt for the killer and as the killer is full of both literary and psychological relevance.

Coming from a literary standpoint, Shawn plays two roles. Since this episode defines most clearly with mystery (with a healthy helping of horror) it is important to have suspects that are eliminated and clues and red herrings. The red herrings point first to Mr. Feeny, who (in typical mystery fashion) is murdered. Thus, he’s not the killer. The second set of red herrings point to the janitor. He too is killed.

So who does that leave? The red herrings for Feeny are alluded to until Feeny dies. The class believes the entire thing is a setup by their infamous teacher to teach them a lesson and scare them into understanding (something detention can no longer accomplish now that they’re older). The janitor is just creepy. Also, he has the keys (all the doors are locked) and he’s the only other person in the building (or so the crew thinks) until he’s killed.

At this point, Shawn states that the killer must be one of them. And it is. And the clues are there if you re-watch the portion of the episode before the murders start. Cory and Topanga have broken up. Shawn is divided. He’s still friends with both of them, but he’s hurt deeply. He explains his feelings at the end.

When people are hurting, they’ll do things that are out of character. Now because this is “Boy Meets World,” “out of character” is over the top. But it’s the idea that counts. The murderer in a mystery novel almost always has a reason for his behavior that makes perfect sense to him but is absolute lunacy to everyone else.

-Psychological

We’ve all heard of bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, and DID (dissociative identity disorder, formally multiple personalities). All are diseases of the mind that make people act in ways very different from the standard that is “normal.” With Shawn in this episode, we’re not dealing with anything so complex as one of these.

As I said above, Shawn is hurting. He’s almost in a state of grief. His world has come crashing down around him—his faith in Cory and Topanga’s relationship meant more to him than even he realized—and he’s trying to cope. Psychologically, he’s a teen going through a rough time.

Symbolically, Shawn as both a participant and the murderer represents a personal rift. He’s torn. He wants to give the appearance of “normalcy,” but he can’t. Something is very wrong. That comes off (in “Boy Meets World” language) as Shawn being the killer. He’s working both with and against his best friends. The fact that he keeps pointing the blame for the killings at others throughout the episode, shows his own inability to accept how he feels—the rift.

For a TV comedy, it’s pretty deep.

So as I said above, before introducing a rift into your characters’ lives, really consider it from all angles. How will your characters react to the rift? People are not rational. Neither are our characters if they are realistic. Make them act as any normal person would.

See you out of the box,
Caboodle

Friday, October 26, 2012

Author Interview--David Wilbanks

Good Friday,

Welcome to another author interview. This week we have David Wilbanks, and I will now turn the floor over to him.

-What book and/or experience made you want to be a writer?

While there's probably some stuff about a need to create or whatever, it mostly had to do with my desire to have a job I could do on my own schedule, from home, without putting pants on. I've done some freelance journalism, but all it took was one three-day forest service conference to convince me that expense account or not, that was way too boring.

-What genre(s) do you write?

Humor is pretty much my thing, but so far it's mostly science fiction. I can handle writing other genres, but I can't handle serious writing. I'm working on a silly mystery at the moment, and I recently tried out a humorous bit of erotica.

-What project are you working on now?

I'm submitting my novel Twin Suns (my thesis) but also trying to get the word count up a bit to open up some additional markets. I'm also working on the mystery I mentioned, which tells the story of the minor crime squad (minor as in not important, not juvenile). Aside from that I'm mostly revising short works to submit.

-Spoilers?

Here is the first short scene from chapter 1 of Twin Suns:

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The Kepler-69 binary star system consisted of the two stars Kepler-69A and ScoobyRulz69, which had been named by a fourteen year-old boy who charged $14.95 to his mother’s credit card for that privilege. The fact that the two names included the same number was pure coincidence. To the humans who inhabited the solar system, they were simply, “the suns.” Following humanity’s tradition of coming up with incredibly obvious names, people had taken to calling the solar system as a whole Twin Suns.

Near the edge of that solar system, the USS Tranquility altered course for the first time in eight years. Automated thrusters activated, turning the ship 180 degrees so that its angled bow faced the precise point, formerly within Earth’s solar system, from which it had departed. Once this maneuver was complete, a small object shot from the center of the concave copper disk that covered the box-shaped stern. At a calculated distance, the small object detonated. The force of the nuclear explosion sent a slight shudder through the ship as it decelerated. Seconds later, another explosion hit the copper push plate, slowing it further.

Inside, the sound of every object in the ship simultaneously shifting with each blast echoed with a steady rhythm. The sound varied only in tone. The fighters and shuttle groaned in their brackets, while the bolted-down furniture creaked, trying to move beyond the bolts securing it to the deck. From all around the ship, this sound met with the high-pitched chime of smaller items floating in metal containers; everything from guns and bullets to forks and knives.

The cylindrical section between the bridge and the engine began to rotate slowly, giving the whole ship the appearance of an inelegant mini-van/cement mixer hybrid. The symphony ended with a final deafening note when the cylindrical midsection's spin reached its top speed, hurling every object toward the deck, its outer edge. The crew was unable to hear this rhythmic cacophony as they were each encapsulated and unconscious. The ship finally shuddered to a stop. The slight hum of electrical motors and the air-circulation system once again became audible. The hiss of the hibernation capsules opening in each of the crew quarters was followed by a recorded voice repeating over the ship-wide intercom.

“We have just arrived in the Twin Suns solar system. All hands are required to report to their immediate superior in thirty minutes. Welcome to Twin Suns.”
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-For other aspiring writers, any tips?

Get help. Natural talent is great, up until you realize that lots of people have it. The difference is often in studying the craft (Seton Hill's MFA program is a great place to do that) and learning how to do all the non-artistic stuff like revising, copy-editing and submitting.

Even if you don't go to a school for fiction writing, pick up some books on writing, and find a way to coerce some people into critiquing your work (I'm eighty percent sure my girlfriend is only dating me for my critiquing skills).

-What’s your favorite book/genre to read?

Humor...not surprising I guess, but I do enjoy a fair amount of zombie-related stuff, some historical mysteries, serious science fiction and the dialogue in video games.

-What’s your favorite thing you’ve ever written?

That's a tough call. I'm rather fond of several of my poems. The one about tennis (as a metaphor for sex) gets good laughs. Life: A Complex Drinking Game is another good one. My favorite novel I've ever written is Twin Suns, and probably will be until I write another. In Twin Suns, I've got reptilian aliens who my characters call lizard dudes, and I really enjoyed writing from their perspective. My favorite scenes out of it are probably the ones written from the perspective of Steve the lizard dude.

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Wednesday, October 24, 2012

"Don't ya wish your novel was hot like mine?" Parody Lyrics for Writers

Good Wednesday,

It’s the second to last Wednesday of the month, which means it’s Parody Lyrics for Writers Wednesday.

This week I worked with “Don’t Cha” by the Pussycat Dolls. This project was born out of a rather random talk I had with a friend back during residency in June. I don’t even know how we got to this point in the conversation. I remember only turning to him and saying “Don’t cha wish your novel was hot like mine?” The rest, as they say, is history.

Follow along with the real song here.

Enjoy

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Ooh baby (Ooh Baby)
Ladiesz, fellahhs are you readayy?
Let's write
(ouh baby)
-ahhhh–

I know you like it (I know you like it)
I know you do (I know you do)
That's why whenever I write stuff down
It’s a drug to you

And I know you want it (and I know you want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
You know you should be writin’ like me
(ooh baby)

Don't you wish your novel was hot like mine
Don't you wish your novel was magnifique like mine
(don't ya, don't ya)
Don't you wish your novel was raw like mine
Don't you wish your novel was number one like mine
(don't ya, don't ya)

If you could read it (You couldn’t, you couldn’t)
Leave it alone (leave it alone)
Cause you’d fall in love
You’d have to buy it and then take it home

It’s keepin’ you awake (It’s keepin’ you awake)
You say I don’t play fair (you say I don’t play fair)
See I don't care (see I don't care)
And the ending you know I’m not gonna share
(ooh)

Don't you wish your novel was hot like mine
Don't you wish your novel was magnifique like mine
(don't ya, don't ya)
Don't you wish your novel was raw like mine (raw)
Don't you wish your novel was number one like mine (number one)
(don't ya, don't ya)

I know it’s on your mind
Readin’ it’s a good time
Front to end
It’s fun
And it’s mine
My name’s on
The title page, see it, you ain't blind

I know it’s on your mind
Readin’ it’s a good time
Front to end
It’s fun
And it’s mine
My name’s on
The title page, see it, you ain't blind

I know you love it (I know you love it)
So I understand (so I understand)
I'll probably be just as crazy, about yours
When it makes a best-sellin’ bang

Maybe next year (maybe next year)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then my book
You’ll have to read

Don't you wish your novel was hot like mine
Don't you wish your novel was magnifique like mine
(don't ya, don't ya)
Don't you wish your novel was raw like mine
Don't you wish your novel was number one like mine
(don't ya, don't ya)

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Wednesday Word Tally

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls—The goal has been met!

Seven weeks ago, I set myself the task of getting my urban fantasy manuscript to 80k words by New Years.

To keep myself motivated, I began Wednesday Word Tally. I can’t stress enough how much this has kept me on task. Knowing that I was going to put my productivity out there for the world to see made me be more productive. I started the project with 19,358 words written. To finish by New Years, I calculated that I needed to write 531 words a day. The first few weeks, I averaged between 600 and 800 words a day. By this past week, my average was between 1500 and 2000 a day, and yesterday I ended my writing with 80,646 words. Check out the breakdown below.

DayStart CountWrittenFinal Count
10-1767,282109568,377
10-1868,377178070,157
10-1970,157101271,169
10-2071,169206373,232
10-2173,232307676,308
10-22>76,308191778,225
10-2378,225242180,646

Total Words Written: 13,664
Average Words Per Day: 1909

Game, set, match! The story is not yet complete, but it’s almost there. I’m in the middle of Chapter 26, and I estimate about 30 chapters total. We shall see if I’m right.

More importantly: setting a new goal.
I’ve been averaging between 10,000 and 14,000 words a week. I’m thinking that my final word count will be between 90k and 95k. I could conceivably do this in the next week if I petal to the metal. Next Wednesday is Halloween. Let’s see where I am then, and we’ll go from there. My goal is to write 10k words between now and then. That’s roughly 1428 words a day.

On my mark…
Get set…
And I’m off!

Monday, October 22, 2012

"Wicked Appetite" for another Janet Evanovich Read

Good Monday,

I was exceptionally productive with my 531-words-a-day project yesterday. (For details, see any of my Writer’s Wednesday posts for about the last month and a half). So I treated myself to reading a book by one of my beloved authors—Janet Evanovich.

What does she write? Originally romance, but that’s not what drew me to her. For my mystery readings in the genre class last semester, one of the books we read was Evanovich’s “Hard Eight,” the eighth book in her Stephanie Plum novels series. I found Stephanie to be fun, witty, and a joyful read. In short, I took the next week (completely ignoring the next book for class until I absolutely had to pick it up) to read the previous seven and following ten Stephanie Plum books. They are a fun, first-person read.

After I finished those, I picked up the side novels to the main series. This set of books still featured Stephanie as the POV char, but added a new man to her life (as if she needed one. She has two already), Diesel.

Diesel is an unmentionable (aka someone with registered supernatural abilities), who uses said abilities to hunt down other unmentionables who use their gifts for harm. Each of the side books centers around a holiday (Christmas, Valentine's Day, Halloween, and Thanksgiving respectively) and features the same charm that is prevalent in all of the main series books. I haven’t had a chance yet but am looking forward to picking up number 19 in the Plum novels “Notorious Nineteen”

Today is about a new project from Evanovich. Well, new might not be the right word, but it’s newer. Last night, I finished “Wicked Appetite,” the first in a series that stars Diesel and a blonde pastry chef from Salem, MA (Lizzy Tucker). After an encounter with Diesel’s cousin and enemy—Gerwulf Grimoire (Wulf), Lizzy bumps (literally) into Diesel. He pulls her aside and explains that she’s an unmentionable who can sense unmentionable objects—one of only two in fact. Lizzy responds with a proper amount of skepticism but eventually gets swept up into Diesel’s agenda. Working together and with the “help” of a nearly-human monkey (Carl) and Lizzy’s spell book-obsessed co-worker, Glo, Lizzy and Diesel manage to track down Wulf and the Gluttony Stone (the vessel for the properly named deadly sin).

Diesel was as I remembered him from the Plum side books. Lizzy—I’d been nervous before starting that I’d find a Stephanie clone. My mother is a die-hard David Eddings fan. I enjoyed his “Belgariad” and “Mallorian” as well. Mom, though, couldn’t get passed them. She would start reading others of Eddings' works and find clones of the “Belgariad” and “Mallorian” characters. That has always been a fear of mine when picking up a different series by an author I already love. I desperately do not want to find the same characters with different names between the new book’s pages.

I didn’t have this experience with “Wicked Appetite” with the obvious exception of Diesel. Lizzy is her own person. She starts to sound a bit like Stephanie when taken by the food charm (a sub-portion of the Gluttony stone), but Stephanie thinks about food a lot. It works. Lizzy is unique in terms of her employment too. Stephanie works for her cousin as a bonds agent and does a shoddy job at the best of times. It’s part of what makes her and the situations she ends up in so funny. Lizzy, by contrast, is a wiz at baking and makes killer cupcakes.

Plot and concept—I love it. One of my author friends at Seton Hill mentioned a project that involves seven deadly sin representations. If she ever gets around to writing it and it gets published, I’m so there. I love alternate interpretations of religious concepts. That’s the reason I enjoyed Cassandra Clair’s shadowhunters so much. It’s also why I liked “His Dark Materials” by Philip Pullman. So Lizzy and Diesel’s hunt is a natural fit for me. It puts a new twist on something very old and makes it into a paranormal mystery. I’m starting “Wicked Business” tonight.

Hats off, Janet Evanovich. Thank you for more awesome reading material.

Also (and this goes for me) I have a soft spot for anything that’s set close to home. I grew up and lived (until about six months ago) one city over from Salem.

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Writer’s Lockbox

What can be taken away from “Wicked Appetite?”

-Generally speaking, when starting a new series that bares semblance to an already written series, be careful to make characters unique.

-Putting a new spin on something very old, mystical, or religious makes for fascinating stories. Granted, with the right audience, but given how popular a lot of books that have done that have become, it looks like a safe option if done right and well.

-Be consistent. Diesel appears with Stephanie and then with Lizzy. He’s easily recognized in both series. The lesson is to keep a given character true even when switching up everything around him/her.

See you out of the box,
Caboodle

Friday, October 19, 2012

Author Interview--Samantha Holloway

Good Friday,

And welcome to another author interview. This week we have Samantha Holloway (aka pirategirljack). And here she is.

-What book and/or experience made you want to be a writer?

By the time I was twelve, I was tired of kids' books, and I'd read my way through everything that looked interesting from my mom's romance and mystery collections. I was looking for something new to read. Then, one day when I was home sick from school, I discovered Anne McCaffrey's Dragonflight. It was the first of a series, so there was lots for me to read afterward. It had a female protagonist who got to have adventures on her own terms (mostly), so that was another check. And it had dragons, and, later, spaceships. I was bowled over. As soon as I finished that first book, I wrote my first original story.

It was terrible, but I was hooked on writing, too, and I never looked back. I mean, not only the chance to continue a story I loved, but to write my own stories? I don't think there's anything in my life that has ever felt so right!

-What genre(s) do you write?

I write fantasy. I refuse to narrow it more than that, because I like all kinds of fantasy, from Epic to Urban to Mythic to Dark. Whatever strikes my fancy as I start a story!

-What project are you working on now?

I'm going into revisions on my first official novel, Married to the Wind. I say official, because everything that came before wasn't good enough to see the light of day! This one? I'm still in love with it.

On top of that, I'm starting to plan out (as much as I ever plan anything, which is to say, I'm thinking a lot about) my next two, an Urban Fantasy that's the start of a series, called Beacon, first book of the Aetherium Cycle, and a YA dystopian scifi called Ember. And I have about a million other side projects, too! I'm working on an ebook on Inspiration, a public novel-writing experience, I'm getting back to writing poetry and short stories, I have a paper coming out in an academic book later this year...I'm happiest when I'm busy!

-Spoilers?

Haha, spoilers! My fannish brain went right to River Song and Doctor Who. Well, the WiP is about twinned princesses, a boy who fell from the sky, a kingdom walled off from the world, and a battle between competing world views that are more literal than the people in the world (and hopefully the readers) first realize. Spoilery enough?

-For other aspiring writers, any tips?

I'd say, first and foremost, you have to totally love writing, because it's hard work and a pain in the butt if you don't feel compelled to tell stories. After that, I'd say write everything down, or find some equivalent to writing it down, because there are few things as terrible as the feeling of knowing you had a great idea, and now having no idea what it was! And if you're going to write a lot (which I am, and I think everyone else should, too), you need to keep those ideas so they're there when you need them.

-What’s your favorite book/genre to read?

My favorite genre to read is Fantasy. This is almost definitely why I write that genre. Personally, I prefer more folkloric and mythological to more mundane, more epic to smaller scales, and more story to sex or fighting (though those are great, too, in their place!). I will read almost anything even glancingly by Neil Gaiman, Robin McKinley, Jim Butcher, NK Jemisin, Peter S Beagle, or Cassandra Clare. And the last few years, I've been picking up other writers I want to start following better as soon as I have more time to choose my own reading--Harry Connolly, Amelie Howard, Robin LaFevers, Lia Habel, Amanda Stevens, Patrick Rothfuss, Deborah Harkness, Jasper Fforde, David MacInness Gill, Anastasia Hopcus, Daryll Gregory... There are piles of good writers out there, and I want to read them all!

I'm interested in scifi, but I like short scifi better, so I read a lot of that in short stories. And I'm just getting into mystery again, and I haven't read any since I was twelve, but I'm working through my to-read list so I have some space for it!

-What’s your favorite thing you’ve ever written?

I think whatever I'm working on right this minute is my favorite. I think it's unfair to my work to have it otherwise. I have a few short stories that I really love, because they're the ones where I get to play the most, and do weird things with tone and point of view that would get tiresome in a longer piece. I have a few adored poems. I just love my novel, and I'm falling quickly and hard for the next ones. It's the happiest way to handle favorites!

Want more from Samantha? Says she…

I'm all over the internet, but my blog is Herding the Dragon. I'm @pirategirljack on Twitter, and I have a Facebook Author page--Samantha Holloway. I'm also on Tumblr (Mostly fandom stuff), Instagram (pirategirljack), and I write TV reviews for Examiner, The TV King and TV Geek Army, which should start up again as soon as the shows come back on. Basically, of you search for "pirategirljack", that's me, and most of the "Samantha Holloway" searches that aren't about an actress or a soccer star are me!

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Social Science to Genre Fiction: The Many Faces of Writing

Hello all,

Before I begin—a bit of shameless self-promotion. Years ago my mother ran an online business. One of the people she hosted ads for ran a newsletter/blog, and every so often this person would do a post of just “shameless self-promotion.” I thought that was hilarious when I heard it. My second thought was “that guy had balls.”

So I’m taking a stab at it. Follow/subscribe to my blog. I’m cute. I’m funny. I’d like to think I occasionally produce interesting content. You know you want to.

It’s lonely writing and thinking no one’s reading. Be my friend. And just look at that subscribe link. It’s so pretty. And it’s lonely too. So be a friend to me and the subscribe link. After all, writers and subscribe links are people too.

All right, back to business.

This Wednesday I’d like to take a look at a personal writing journey of mine. As I’ve said many times, I did my undergraduate work in psychology before changing gears completely and applying/enrolling in Seton Hill’s MFA in Writing Popular Fiction program. When I first entered the program, my writing was…well…not good. I attributed this pretty heavily to my lack of formal training. During my first residency critique session, my work was basically ripped apart (not unexpectedly), but among the constructive criticism, blossoms of good writing bloomed. I was told by the group moderator that my story had a lot of what was often seen from “1s” (first-semester students.) In short, this was “flow, a basic understanding of storytelling, and creativity.”

I took this and ran with it. My first two months of thesis were completely scrapped (for numerous reasons). It wasn’t until my third month in the program that I felt I started to make progress. The big reason behind this is simply that I was new. Upon closer reflection, I’ve realized that another part of it was forcing myself to make the transition between strictly dry academic writing to writing that told a story and engaged readers.

This was no simple task.

If you’ve never read an academic, social science journal article, they are wonderful insomnia cures. Lol

No, seriously, if you’re into that kind of thing (and I am depending on the subject) they can be very interesting. More often than not, however, they are dry as bone. Let me break down a typical research article.

We all remember the scientific method from elementary school science class. This is similar. The sections to a research article are as follows.

-Abstract
-Hypothesis
-Introduction
-Methods
-Results
-Conclusion

Pretty self-explanatory.

Let’s look at each individual section.

Abstract: The abstract is the blurb at the beginning that summarizes the following sections in a few paragraphs In the case of psychological research articles, it contains the hypothesis, a few sentences that nicely wrap up the introduction, a sentence that describes the methods, an abbreviated version of the results, and another few sentences outlining the conclusion. How simple would life be if we could just read the abstract? Answer—very, but that wouldn’t have gotten me through undergrad.

Hypothesis: It’s what you remember from elementary science class. “If this happens, then that will happen.” Or to be more exact “If this is presumed true, then this is most likely true.” Nothing in social science is “true” or “false.” Instead everything is “supported” or “not supported.” We never say “proven.” We never refer to statements as “facts.” Because the nature of the beast is typically human nature, nothing is definite.

Introduction: This is where all of the background information lives. All of the research articles I wrote included an introduction that was a compellation of five to ten already written articles on the topic. The introduction usually ranges in length from three to seven pages and is about as fun as reading the dictionary if you’re not interested in the experiment. It repeats itself quite a bit (because there’s overlap within the studies that were called upon to provide background for the current study), and, unlike in fiction writing, there is no shame in repetition for academic articles.

Methods: Who is involved in this experiment? How will they be tested? What are the variables? The participants section is the easiest part to write and, therefore, also the easiest part to understand. It usually looks something like this. “Two hundred college students between the ages of 18 and 22 who attended Harvard University during the Spring 2012 academic semester were tested during this experiment. Students came from a variety of ethnic backgrounds including (list ethnic backgrounds here).” Very simple, not terribly gripping.

The “Procedure” section is where the (you guessed it) procedure of the experiment is detailed. What were those 200 college students from Harvard University between the ages of 18 and 22 asked to do? Also, describe this in minute detail. Necessary for replicating an experiment.

Variables—what are the control groups? What are the different variable groups that were tested? Was there a placebo? (For those who don’t know, placebos are false variables. It’s the old “one group is given the actual test drug and the other group is given sugar pills” idea.) Be very specific here—how many students are in each group? Are the groups equally divided in terms of gender? Ethnic background? Exact age? It’s enough to make one’s head spin.

Results: Scratch what I just said. The results are enough to make one’s head spin. Statistics were my weakest class during undergrad. Thus, I didn’t do terribly well in my cognitive psychology class either (though my professor will attest that I passed, which I did—with A-s and B+s) But that’s not the point. The point is that unless you are a statistics person, the results section is a nightmare.

P > .05.

Looks so harmless, doesn’t it? These five characters were the bane of my existence. I don’t even remember what they’re for beyond that it is called the “probability value.” It has to do with the hypothesis and results, and it pops up in every results section followed by a long, completely incomprehensible to anyone but statistic-speaking humans section that (if interpreted by someone who knows what they’re doing) states the statistical outcome of the experiment.

Needless to say, I am not, and have never been, one of those people.

Conclusion: My favorite part of the article! You may be thinking it’s my favorite part because it means I’m almost done reading. That is only partially true. I enjoy the conclusion because it takes all of the may-as-well-be-Greek from the results section and puts it into English. Some conclusions sections contain subsections for potential future experiments, but the bulk of the conclusion is set to explaining the results and explaining the strengths and shortcomings of the experiment. It’s the part I always understood and also the part where I learned the most.

After all that, you may find it shocking that I gave it all up to write fiction (apply sarcasm). Contrary to what the above may sound like, I don’t hate psychology. Quite the contrary, there’s quite a bit of it that I find interesting, and I love applying it to my genre writing.

I don’t think I’ll ever go back, though. I’m not even sure I could. Want an example? Here’s a sample of the intro of a paper I wrote in undergrad. I wrote this for my Developmental Psychology class, and the topic was parenting styles and how they affect dating patterns. This is the first few paragraphs and outlines two of the four popular parenting styles.

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Do parenting styles in childhood effect adolescent dating and maturity? As defined by Diana Baumrind and Eleanor Maccoby, there are four basic parenting styles: authoritarian, permissive, authoritative, and uninvolved. Each style is unique in how parents treat their children and how children react, both long and short term, to that treatment.
Authoritarian parents are those who value “strict, unquestioned obedience.” Parents who employ this style leave no room for discussion with their children. In this case, the parents’ final word is law and is not open to debate. Authoritarian parents come off as cruel, strict, unbending, and punitive. If a child misbehaves, this type of parent will often give a much too severe consequence for the child’s action with little or no explanation for why.
Permissive parents are those who are not consistent in their parenting approach. These parents do not see themselves as involved in their children’s outcome and put few, if any, restrictions on their children. They are laid back and, when they do get involved, their reaction to what their child has done is unpredictable and often too harsh or not harsh enough (2006).

Feldman, R. (2006). Social and Personality Development in the preschool years. Development across the lifespan (278). Uppersaddle River, NJ: Pierson Prentice Hall.

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I happen to find this particular topic interesting (hence why I chose it for my paper). If I came across this article, I might read it. But I’d read that urban fantasy I’m writing that I’ve been featuring on Wednesdays for the last few weeks first (wink wink, nudge nudge).

But you can see where what I talked about above applies. The information repeats within the same paragraph. It’s just worded differently. If a fiction book repeated that much, you’d put it down. Yet that’s completely acceptable in the academic arena.

So where am I going with this? This is the part of the post where I spout words of wisdom. To any social science major who wants to write genre fiction (or literary fiction). There are a few things to keep in mind as you make the transition.

First—do not repeat yourselves in fiction. I found my self (still do) repeating ideas or narrations a few paragraphs apart in different words. And then my critique partners go through and comment with “You said this already.” Yes, I know…ugh. Or at least I would have known if I wasn’t still half in my academic paper mindset where repetition is (gasp) the norm.

Second—95% (that’s probably not statistically significant) of your readers are reading strictly for pleasure. There is the exception—scholars of literature and people in the Readings in the Genres classes at Seton Hill, but they will find the important things to focus on by themselves. By contrast, 95% of the readers of academic articles are doing so for research purposes. The important information needs to be up front and emphasized. It doesn’t need to all be frontloaded in fiction. Spread out your information.

Third—fiction readers need suspense and tension. As interesting as my article on parent types may be, the suspense is arguable at best (what will the outcome be?) and the tension is decidedly non-existent. Go back up and read my excerpt again. There’s no tension. It’s supported research backed up by citation after supported research backed up by citation. In most cases (as I’m learning, there are many exceptions in genre fiction) that will not hold readers of fantasy, science fiction, mystery, romance, etc. Microtension (to define it scientifically) is the element of the existence of tension in every line of a story. It keeps readers reading. Use it. Find what makes your characters/situations snap and write about it (preferably in non-research style).

There it is—how I came to be where I am today. And now I’ll give it up to my Wednesday Word Tally and the urban fantasy I was talking about a few paragraphs ago. ;)

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Wednesday Word Tally

Character: Sam Johnson
Dude, he’s a shapeshifter. A shape shifter with a surfer dude personality. A shapeshifter with a surfer dude personality who was transplanted to New York. And as Vern puts it “I knew all about surfer dudes.”

Sam has the best interests of MIA and whatever case he’s working on at the time at heart. He’s often the one to call time out on Hanson and Markus’s joking. He’s also been known to turn into an elf and hang out in Vern’s office to confuse her. What? He’s allowed to joke around a bit too as long as it isn't during a critical moment. Besides, what’s the fun of having the ability to turn into different creatures if you never use it to play harmless tricks on your co-workers?

DayStart CountWrittenFinal Count
10-1055,902141757,319
10-1157,319199759,316
10-1259,316193061,246
10-1361,246207163,317
10-1463,317142464,741
10-1564,741108765,828
10-1665,828145467,282

Total Words Written: 11,380
Average Words Per Day: 1626
Words Remaining: 12,718

At this point it’s looking like I’m going to need more than 80,000 words to finish this story, but my initial goal was 531-words-a-day to reach 80,000 by New Years. It looks like I’ll meet that goal, and, if indeed I’m not done at 80,000 words, I’ll make a new goal.

Thank you for your continued support in the form of reading my numbers! 